Mental health Alert
Tree Buffalo Madness is not easily caught, but highly transmissible. Here are the symptoms:
simplicity
Severe avoidance of complexity, paired with conscientious attempts to simplify.
Paradoxicality
Compulsive attempts to find the good in the bad, paired with active acceptance of both.
Unknowability
Refusal to define unknown things, paired with limited talking and/or intent listening.
Naturality
Constant seeking of natural solutions to problems, paired with obsessive attempts to create answers from within the self.
warning:
Tree Buffalo Madness is a serious affliction which improves clarity and judgement. After reading this blog you may experience some of these symptoms. Careful when spreading it to others. Most people want it, but won’t know until they get it. Sudden exposure often results in abrupt improvements to ones life and feelings of euphoria, which can be disorienting. See a professional immediately by looking in the mirror and smiling. This should counter any immediate effects.
Disclaimer: Tree Buffalo Madness is not Mad Cow Disease, but is similar to Happy Cow Condition (see any cow in a green field for reference).